- Fly to Jackson, WY
- Go to top of Rendezvous Mountain, shopping in Jackson
- Drive to Yellowstone Lake (explore West Thumb geyser basin)
- Scenic boat tour, drive upper loop (explore Mammoth hot springs)
- Drive to Canyon, hike, horseback riding out of Roosevelt
- Drive lower loop to Old Faithful (explore Norris geyser basin)
- Explore upper, middle, and lower geyser basins near Old Faithful
- Drive to Signal Mountain in Grand Teton
- Explore Grand Teton National Park
- Fly home

As it is, I'm anxious to prepare. I have my clothes laid out and have run out of things to pack. Pack, pack pack! Were I able, I'd have everything packed in bags on the living room floor. I would spend the week sitting my those bags. Waiting.
This week is my week to drive my wife crazy.